quarta-feira, 2 de novembro de 2011

De loira a ruiva

Sempre fui fã incondicional do cabelo loiro. Nasci loira Marilyn e prometi que iria tentar manter uma cor de cabelo minimamente parecida para todo o sempre…até ao dia em que decidi pintar o cabelo de ruivo! Fi-lo há algumas semanas e, sinceramente, adoro.

As opiniões dividem-se. Há os que adoram, outros há que detestam e há quem se fique pelo “nim”. Pois eu penso que é divertido. Nunca tinha mudado drasticamente de cor de cabelo e aconselho todos a fazê-lo, pelo menos uma vez na vida. É um novo olhar no espelho, são novos tons para conjugar e novas personagens para encarnar.


Se antes gostava de ser um bocadinho Marilyn, agora posso interpretar a Rita Hayworth. Like!


No Outono-Inverno ruiva, na Primavera-Verão loira. Parece-vos bem?

(Sim, porque ao castanho não me convertem. É contra a minha religião.)








p.s – e dizem que as ruivas são assim…pessoalmente, ainda estou a testar.

 

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors.
Redheads wax their bikini lines.

Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
Redheads know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Redheads don't wear any.

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Redheads pack their diaphragms.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Redheads wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
Redheads think no place is the wrong place.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Redheads do too, but only for starters.

Good girls say 'no'.
Redheads say 'when?'

Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

Good girls keep a diary.
Redheads don't have time.

Good girls love Italian food.
Redheads love Italian waiters.

Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.

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